Gouverner, c’est choisir
Set taxes along a Laffer curve, edit spending programmes, pass named laws, and watch debt, borrowing rates and parody ratings agencies react. Social climate and business confidence move with every decision.
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France Simulator
Win the election, then try to govern France for five years with its real numbers.
A satirical 16-bit management game. Pick one of fifteen parody candidates, win a runoff on the evening news, then run the country from May 2027 using real 2025 public accounts.
- Status
- Out now
- Platforms
- Browser
- Genre
- Satire · Management
- Language
- French only
- Price
- Free
The country talks back
More than 220 headlines in “Le Monde à l’Envers”, crises that escalate on the map, city trips, and an end-of-term report card. Saves export and import as JSON.
In the box
- 15 parody candidates
- Real 2025 public accounts
- Taxes, laws, debt, ministries
- 220+ satirical headlines
- Free, in the browser
Satire built on real public accounts. It is not a forecast or a calibrated economic model.
Play freeIn your browser · No download · Free
Questions
What is France Simulator?
A satirical 16-bit management game. You pick one of fifteen parody candidates, win a runoff on the evening news, then govern France for five years from May 2027.
Is France Simulator free?
Yes. It is free and plays in your web browser at francesimulator.com, with nothing to install.
Can I play France Simulator in English?
Not yet. The game is in French only.
Does it use real numbers?
Yes. The game starts from France’s real 2025 public accounts. It is satire, not a forecast or a calibrated economic model.
What can you do as president?
Set taxes along a Laffer curve, edit spending programmes, pass named laws, manage ministries and debt, and watch more than 220 satirical headlines, crises and ratings agencies react.
